Jeffrey Showalter

Clearly written by, and for, city liberals who have no clue about wilderness survival. All decisions are based on emotion, which is fine, because the chick is a securities lawyer and wouldn't know any better. But the reality is that she'd be dead within 4 or 5 days based on the decisions she made. But again, because this is written for urban liberals who don't know any better, she somehow survives and blah blaha blah blah who cares. She's dead. Oh, and I guess the bear likes cliff bars more than a fresh rotting human carcass because...cliff bars are so awesome.