Colin McLean

The only thing more unnerving than this picture is that YouTuber from Beyond the Trailer, so despised, so often, is the only major film critic in America who actually recommended Borderlands.

The second worst thing Bill Cosby has ever done.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh Colin, you can't give this movie a good rating! It's so transphobic of you!" No, it's not. It's just a comedy/mystery film with a story that has nothing to do with transgenderism. Sure, this movie wouldn't be made today, but it captures how great the 90s are compared to today's PC world that we unfortunately live in. The film opens up with Ace Ventura delivering a package and after, not even 10 minutes into the movie, the dolphin gets kidnapped. The rising action is that the dolphin is missing and the titular character finds the clues that has something to do with the abduction of the dolphin. Another problem on the horizon was the offscreen murder of Roger Podacter and Dan Marino gets kidnapped. The pivotal moment of the film is Ace discovering that Lois Einhorn and Ray Finkle are the same person, which resulted in a hilarious breakdown. The story ends with Snowflake and Dan Marino's rescue, Finkle being taken to jail and the day is saved, but the film really ends with Ace beating up a mascot. 5 stars all the way.

If you want to talk about new forms of practicing medicine and treating people, fine, but DO IT AS AN ADULT! Not this childish, poorly written, non-factual nonsense! Tom Shadyac, how far have you fallen? You directed the first two Ace Ventura movies! The real Hunter 'Patch' Adams didn't like this film very much. His real life teachings and actual works are much smarter than this garbage and by trying to simplify it to such a disgusting, fictionalized degree is absolutely horrible. The film portrayed him as just a clown instead of a hard-working doctor who DID practice with a license, did NOT steal from a hospital, did NOT clown around, and had a MALE best friend who sadly lost his life and was not just a cheap romantic foil! Certain scenes of the movie are actually hard to watch considering what happened to Robin Williams 10 years ago. And what is more unsettling about this is this quote as said by the fictionalized Patch Adams: "What's wrong with death?" A doctor who wants to save lives wouldn't say stuff like that. Don't watch this fictional Patch Adams. Watch the factual Patch Adams. Donate to his hospital if you want, just don't believe anything you saw in this movie.

A Bat... Credit Card? They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the GUTS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a Bat Credit Card?!

This movie is not scary, nor is it any good. It's just a horror film people have seen before. The Titanic's story has nothing to do with ghosts or Satanism, so why did you make that connection? This movie insults history, our intelligence, and straight up insults the people who died. A movie that makes me feel unclean even when I study history thinking about it. The effects are bad, the script is terrible, the acting is atrocious, the influencer stereotyping is appalling, the jumpscares are predictable. No wonder why this movie was on Tubi and never released in theaters. It's junk - first-class junk. I'd rather turn my head and cough than see any part of this Titanixploitation film again. If I were you, I'd advise you to demand your money back.

Nostalgia Critic introduced me to this movie but also introduced me to Siskel and Ebert, two great film critics who reviewed Batman and Robin, Kazaam, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. Movie, the Tom and Jerry Movie, Red Sonja, Patch Adams, Harlem Nights, and The Wizard. Bruce Willis plays some sort of guardian angel who gives advices to the titular character as he tries to find the perfect family before Labor Day. Willis redeemed himself when he starred in Pulp Fiction, the best film of 1994. What's scary about this film is that you need to ponder the question: Why did Rob Reiner make this movie? Who even pitched the idea for this movie? What prompted Rob Reiner to make this racist atrocity? Was he tired of making good films?

This show paints Jedi in a not very good light. For example, Jedi Knights don't attack, they defend. The Lightsabers in this show are weak compared to, I'm really not kidding here, a KNIFE. Yes, it's true. A knife. There's a scene in the show where it has a campfire IN SPACE. What sense does that make?! According to Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant, this show is about "the villainous-actually being a powerful, misunderstood woman." Oh yeah, because all the stories you've seen weren't the least bit exciting nor credible, were they? The first episode focuses on Osha Aniseya, who is a former Jedi Padawan accused of murder. Gee, does THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?! (Ahsoka) This show had the original Star Wars formula. Follow this: Twins? Check. Dorky teenager? Check. A wise Jedi Master? Well... check. Why is Mae Aniseya wearing a mask? Who does she think she is, Sheik from the Legend of Zelda? Vernestra Rwoh looks like she was a reject from Star Trek and got a lame haircut. Overall, the show is really, really bad. The fight choreography is a joke, the acting is horrendous, the plot is unoriginal, and the writers of the show are brainless, uncreative and lack any writing skill. There's a reason so many people don't believe this show exists, because quite frankly, we don't WANT to believe it exists. It's so horrible that we, as human beings, don't want to believe that we created it. P.S. Don't take this review down. I will repost it.