Seth Meyers

Eye-wateringly, astoundingly, hopelessly boring. The film is unrated because there's nothing to rate. It's just a series of nearly static shots of ceilings and the tops of doors, while a whispered story plays out offscreen. No action is shown at any point. The plot could maybe fill a 10 minute short but instead has been stretched over a seemingly interminable 1 hour and 40. The scariest part of this "horror" "film" was the recognition that I'll never get back the time I wasted watching it. "Film" barely applies as a descriptive term, this is more of a PowerPoint presentation devoid of bullet points.