Caitlin Philip

HE LOOKS LIKE A WRINKLY TOE. ZERO STARS IF I COULD.

i have never not wanted to watch a show more in my life. when i opened netflix one day to see a giant ad for the hype house show, i immediately turned off my phone, ran to my washroom and proceeded to try and drown myself in my bathtub. these people have the personality of a loaf of bread. why would i want to see a tv show about stuck-up teenagers who think they’re famous? honestly they all desperately need to be humbled. i cant believe that anyone would even pitch this idea, let alone allow it to air. this show is an absolute waste of time, energy and money, and is only accelerating the downfall of humanity as we know it.

this movie was a ripoff jumanji. extremely predictable and not exciting to watch at all. the acting was subpar and it was a waste of time.

this movie was horrific. it was such a low quality film that i actually genuinely enjoyed it. andy samberg can make pretty much anything funny. i went into this movie with the lowest expectations humanely possible and i was very much pleasantly surprised. worth the watch.

as a harry potter fan, it was deeply unsettling to watch alan rickman sing.

i very much enjoyed chris evans’ 3 second cameo, that was honestly the best part of the movie. other than that, it wasn’t a complete waste of time. it was somewhat entertaining. it was a very predictable movie that i wouldn’t bother watching again, but it wasn’t awful?

im too old for this movie but who cares. everybody secretly enjoys the barbie movies and tv show. for some reason this movie is extremely fun to watch and i will continue my barbie movie watching marathon. thank you.

i liked the book but this movie is borderline creepy. i was forced to watch it over and over again by my sister and now i am very bored of it. gene wilder is a little sus not gonna lie and his inability to match colours in his clothing is a little sad. the other movie is a little better but johnny depp's haircut could use some work.

i don't like how this movie features the song "cant stop the feeling" because it caused my sister to sing it non stop for 3 months and i am now incredibly sick of it and now i will never be a fan of justin timberlake. trolls made my life quite miserable during those 3 months and for that reason i hate it. thank you.

the movie was creepy and the behind the scenes stories are horrific. would definitely never watch again! my favourite character was the dog because he had no lines and just kept to himself. other than that the movie sucked.