Mathew B

It's just so so bad. Again. Imagine a new, deeper boredom. Not even an evil bordeom, though a type of evil it surely is. Just a flat endless boring. Like a desert with no sand. The scipt writing is like a hungover Joss Whedon clone who got fired from Angel hammered at a laptop with two fingers and a splitting headache. Costumes are just old Kendo armour repainted. They're not even trying anymore. KIlled the cool person straight away. Kill uselss people. Keep cool people. Der. I like Star Trek. But badly made Star Trek aliens belong in Star Trek. Sigh. Waiting for Andor Season 2 for some possible hope. Or that Disney finally give up and sell it off to someone. Anyone.

Zombies, witches, a special flaming sword and some whales that fly between galaxies on their special space whale migration route so obvs if you park your spaceship in their mouth you too can travel easily across space. Oh the big baddie is Blue Faced Data from Star Trek. Apparently everyone is terrified of him. It's ok though. He doesn't do anything. Nobody does anything. EVER. Dear GOD. Just truly awful. People just stand there and talk. And then they just stand there and fight. The fight scenes are shot as wides as the people swing their CGI weapons about aimlessly, leaving the poor post-production peeps to somehow make it look good. (It's not your fault guys, you do a good job with what you're given) Seriously though, they don't move ever. Honestly. Watch it. NOBODY MOVES THEY ALL JUST STAND AND TALK AND FIGHT. It's insane. Maybe if we have a world wide crowd funding we can buy Star Wars back off Disney and kick Filoni to the curb. Give it the Andor / Rogue One gang and have done with the fantasy cartoon back story club run by a cartoon kids director who thinks he's the second coming. No stars.