Graham Hill – Google

Throughout this movie, I felt as though I was having a stroke. The animation is passable, but nothing compared to the charm of the original show. The characters all act completely different, and we go through a trippy pointless side quest every 5 minutes, only to briefly scoff at a half funny joke, see keanu reeves, and then return to the hellish reality that we are watching. The plot was as basic and kiddy as it gets. That would be the perfect word to describe this movie. Pointless. Kiddy. Disrespectful to one of the greatest shows ever. 1/10, pales in comparison to the other great spongebob movies.

Okay so the main problem is that it locks everything behind either hours and hours of repetitive game play, or you can spend your real money for more stuff to do (by the way, if your deciding which role to get, moonshiner is the best easily), however, the “cowboy feel” is still present. The new clothing options are nice, but overpriced, and the guns are, you guessed it, overpriced. All in all, 3/5. If you loved story mode, you might as well try this. If you haven’t tried story mode yet but have tried online mode, then try story mode right now you maniac it’s like 50 times better.

A mildly interesting plot, and some half hearted emotional moments would give it a 3 from me. But due some other elements such as the dialogue, (imagine marvel movie dialogue, like very quippy, but not funny at all and just incredibly annoying and unbearable) it gets a 1 out of ten. There are literally NO likeable characters. all of them are either boring, mean, or annoying. Oh yeah, and it pulls the "parent that the kid is more attached to dies" trope that I was able to predict as soon as the parents were introduced. Over all, predictable, annoying, boring and not a good film. animation was pretty good though. 2/10