Shiv H.

I love the symmetricity and style. Wes Anderson is a genius.

All the reasons I hate this movie - 1) Either the director was trying to solve racism, or the editor forgot to add color to the film. Either way, sloppy work. 2) An all-female remake 12 Angry Women hasn't been made yet. 3) This movie is offensive to blind people, as they cannot see it. 4) All the actors are dead, smh. 5) It is clear that birds aren't real and the earth is flat, but this movie doesn't make a point of that. 6) Being angry isn't good. These people need to find God. If they don't, they will burn in heIl. All these points apart, please don't watch it. When my 18-year old son found out that he could get away with murder, he just went out on the street and started stabbing people left and right. I tried to stop him, which is why I'm typing this from the hospital. Last I saw of him, he was stabbing one or two cops trying to grab him while I was being taken away on a stretcher, RIP. Anyway, don't watch.

This 2001 movie directed by a close relative of Thomas Alva Edison has the most beautiful acting I have ever seen. Shrek farting in the mud just brought so many tears to my eyes. I promised myself that I wouldn't cry again, but when Cameron Diaz exhaled into that frog, causing it to rise up in all its glory, I just couldn't help myself. My only complaint would be that there are not enough fart jokes to do justice to this movie. But you definitely compensated with your Shakespearian approach to the script. Monke.

What an experience! This movie gave me the chance to be, in the true sense of the word, happy! Halfway through the movie, when someone threw a flaming haystack at the screen, the entire theatre went ablaze and the fire was so warm! My cold which persisted throughout the past winter months suddenly went away! Ah, so relaxing! Yeah, I think a dozen or two people lost their lives, and I definitely had to go through a medical procedure for new lungs, but it was absolutely worth it! 100% would go through that again!

They gave the Bat-suit a neck. Now we'll never again get to see Batman turn his entire body to look around as if he just shat his pants and is panicking that someone noticed. Other than that, great movie.

Movie was extremely effective in its motives. When Maguire said, "Gonna Cry?" I don't know about all of you but I started bawling my lungs out. The rudeness stung me so much. Like, why are you being so mean? You should be a good person. You should not be rude. Excuse me a moment, I need to cry again.

Was expecting to see Hitler's feet. Extremely disappointed.

Nice movie. Just giving it one star because there's a scene where Joe has to puke in the toilet and he holds the toilet seat to do so. Like, that's disgusting, my man. Don't touch that. Ew.

It made me so happy! I can't remember the last time I felt the need to burn down the theatre, which was indeed very elating. Normally, I wait for the audience to get out of a theatre before I engulf it in flames, but the desire just came over me this time. Definitely worth the lung transplant. On an unrelated note, can someone recommend me a good lawyer?