CHEEZUS K RHIEST! An abomination.
You know the film you made as a freshman in college, and all your friends loved it, then you dug it out after 40 years and showed it to a few of those surviving friends?
Then you fast forward it repeatedly looking for that good part, and each ‘good part’ is a cringingly bad embarrassment.
Your friends cheer when you finally just fast forward it to the end.
Give your niece a six pack of cider in return for editing this whole film down to four minutes, then watch and enjoy.
Stink bomb! Looks like it was shot on VHS. Honest to goddam God, just don’t watch it. Yawnsville, baby.!