John Matchett

Probably the most moronic, badly scripted film I've ever seen. If you appreciate cinema, do yourself a favour and sit quietly in the garden for two hours instead. Postman Pat is like a production jewel compared to this. This is genuinely the only film that I've ever had to physically walk out of half way through. The mystery is anyone thinks this is brilliant: lost on me. Possibly the second half was the good bit!