E

WAY too complex and not cat-friendly. I had a little black cat following me for a while in the game. It was nice. Like I had a little friend. I grew fond of him. Then a guard shot it, completely unprovoked. I still hear his little cry. I confronted the guard, angering him by refusing to leave and booped the guard’s nose. Upon boop, we went into battle. He killed me and I decided I couldn’t go on playing without my little black kitty friend. The game was turned off and that sadistic guard will never see the light of day again. My cat and I high-fived and we’ll play a much simpler game without kitty violence from now on.