Joshua Chang

Twitter has a bit problem. Facebook has a bot problem. Google has a bot problem. These positive reviews are for some imaginary movie that never happened. One reviewer didn't understand why it was called epic two days before its wide release. It wasn’t and isn’t. This movie is boring. There’s more mystery in a box of raisins than this motion picture. It’s not even believable that the Actor playing Paul could defeat or kill anyone who’s ever held a knife before. This movie is the worst movie this year and I’ve seen Madame web. The dialogue brought to you by AI. Repeat the same lines over and over and over. I wish they really did have enough nukes to blow up the planet but they only had 92 which is not enough.

I stopped to take a break I thought that I was almost done with the first season, I was on episode three. Each episode goes so slow, the writing is trite, and the characters are boring. How the hell is this show so highly recommended, I don't know.

If you want to watch a movie where the characters have zero intent then this is your movie. All questions and conflict never get resolved besides the obvious. Ironic that this movie is trying to point out the wealth gap in this country but starts off with a couple of minutes showing credits of producers and high end execs. I was a victim of the sunk cost fallacy. Thought the ending would payoff. It didn’t. I was going to give this movie two stars but after writing this review I didn’t feel like it deserved it. I wanted to like the movie.

It’s bad. Like season eight game of thrones bad. The dialogue is bad. The characters just narrate the plot. The characters are uninteresting. Nobody has a compelling argument. The acting is really bad. Way too many close up shots of all the characters. The action sequences are bad. A dinosaur gets hit by a car and keeps moving like it got grazed by a toddler. I’m writing this from the theater while watching it. I’m not missing anything.