Let me start by saying I love a cheesy Christmas Movie, but grab your potatoes this turkey is about to get roasted! Spoilers ahead!
The movie starts with our lead protagonist and her wig (which will almost certainly distract you through the whole movie) doing some average dance movies in a cheap knock off of The Rockettes. Sadly, she is fired, allegedly because of her age, and not because her moves have not improved in 12 years.
Her, and her wig, head back to her small home town where she has a most awkward meet cute, with our handsome, but bland, male lead.
Oh no, her parents bar is failing, time to teach some attractive men her mediocre moves. Cue some decidedly tame striper dances and and our two leads hooking up with all the chemistry of adding some water to water.
The whole movie concludes with our remarkably 2D protagonist giving up on her hopes and dreams for her equally 2D male lead.
This is a movie that could have had so much potential if it had just chosen what it wanted to be, a sexy Magic Mike style romp, a feel good overcoming the odds Full Monty or just a Christmas Rom Com focusing more on the romance. Instead what we got was a mixed mess that was cute, confused and mostly dull.
Thought about giving it 1 star, but I love me a Himbo, so added 1 star for the Himbos in our lives.