Evan Haines

Don’t honk your horn at someone in traffic, or they might force you to watch this movie. If you look at it as a MST3K type movie, it’s great. Otherwise, I say this to warn you that if you are at all considering watching this movie unironically, DO NOT. It is the worst movie I have ever seen, including Cars 2. I could not dream up a worse possible movie if I tried. I literally never review movies, but this one was so bad that I wanted to review it in the hopes that the overall review might be lowered enough to prevent anybody else from watching this atrocity.