Thoughts by Nishant Mishra on " Nadaaniyan" ( Netflix) -
Nadaaniyan is the latest attack on humanity. Why do you hate us Netflix? Who approved this? Because this is not just a movie - it's a prank on the audience and their sensibilities. It's so bad that your WIFI may refuse to run as a mark of protest.
This movie proves that Bollywood 's nepotism is now running on auto pilot mode. No script? No problem. No acting skills ? Who TF cares. Just write random stuff and call it a " Modern love Story".
PLOT :
The plot is more like a sleep paralysis demon. So Pia ( Khushi) is a rich girl who hires Arjun ( Ibrahim) to be her FAKE BOYFRIEND - Why?
1)Because she needs to look cool and
2) the movie needs a reason to exist.
Obviously, the fake love turns into real but not before we endure 2 hours of chemistry so dry, that even the Thar Desert feels hydrated.
PERFORMANCES :
Imagine someone forced a guy to act on gunpoint & even then, he refused to emote. That's Ibrahim in the movie. His malnourished abs were more expressive than him. A mannequin can win awards for acting if the competition is Ibrahim. He delivers line like he is reading a school essay.
Khushi Kapoor's acting is so lifeless that one point I thought Netflix was buffering. It's so wooden that the furniture in my house filed a copyright lawsuit on her.
If you ever feel useless, remember, someone cast them as the lead pair.
Suniel V Shetty as Pia 's dad is only there for the paycheck as he also has to pay the bills. Mahima Chaudhry plays Pia's mother but she is there only to tell us that BOTOX exists. Dia Mirza and Jugal Hans Raj play Arjun 's parents and they are also there because of the paycheck.
DIRECTION AND DIALOGUES:
It's like they hired AI to write the dialogues and even they were delivered pathetically by the lead pair. They just can't speak Hindi properly.
RECOMMENDATION:
There is a scene where Pia calls herself and Arjun " stupid, idiotic and annoying". That's what the movie is. Even Nepotism would be ashamed of this .
If you truly love yourself, then watch something else. If not, then watch it twice.
RATING -
1/ 10
0.5 marks for the guts to make and release this.
0.5 marks for the fact that it ended and I survived.
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