Tyrone Banks

This movie may not be a literary or cinematic masterpiece, but that’s not to say it’s not a work of art. You see I worked as a CIA operative in Russia for 20+ years, and in my time there I cultivated numerous interrogation techniques to numb the mind and drive suspects to the point of mental insanity. But never in my decades of service have I come across a technique more effective, more potent, or more psychologically painful than simply playing this “Star Wars Holiday Special”. It’s often not even necessary to play it multiple times, I’ve found that once is more than enough to break the most hardened of criminals. Truly a 5 star masterpiece.