Bert Bertsson

An example of how not to write a book. This book has been revised a lot, and contradicts itself often, sometimes in the next page. The character is such a Mary Sue, it should be the pagenamer for tv tropes. The entire cast of other characters just seem to be there to reinforce how great she is. The author often describes pointless things, such as how in detail he goes about her wedding dress, yet skips the entire wedding. Equally hilarious and mind-boggling, especially the authors obsession with the protagonist's hair and religion.