It’s telling that I can write this and not worry that I’m missing anything while in the background the movie drags on, and on, and on, and…
I’m sure I could leave the movie playing, go walk my dog, and come back not having missed much. In other words, this is one boring and disappointing movie.
Save the rental fee, go watch Vikings on Netflix, and be prepared for a binge-worthy wild ride. Nicole Kidman’s comical portrayal of Queen Ludrun can’t even stand in the shadow of Katheryn Winnick’s awesome performance as Lagertha. And let’s face it, Ragnar Lothbrok makes Amleth look like an amateur, wannabe Viking. All hail King Ragnar!
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Well, praise Odin, it finally ended. All I can say is that I want my $7 back. More importantly, I want 2-1/2 hours of my life back.