Michael McMurphy

It's so boring. Just so boring. And the combat is laughably bad. The swordplay is meh, but not the issue. It's the ranged weapons -- there is no manual aim! At the start the game gives you some pointless choices that fail to resonate (my character has blue fur now -- neat) and some buffs that make little difference overall. I expected a hack and slash type experience, so that is not at issue. I was mostly just looking for something to play and this is painfully boring. How do developers keep making these same mistakes? And it all feels rather juvenile. There is no real adventure here. Just a cute furball in a vanilla world doing stuff, for some reason.

Brie Larson looks like she is sitting in a lonely cabin quietly reading a book about 19th century dentistry THE WHOLE TIME. It's as if they photoshopped her head onto the costumed body of an extra. How is it even possible the filmmakers cast her as an action superhero? Just flabbergasting.