Eric Kane

If I could give less than a star I would, this was by far the worst "fast" movie, the whole dynamic between ludacris and Tyreese is built off the same repetitive shitty, unwitty jokes that make their scenes so bland and cringy that I wish I was hit by one of the cars on camera, John Cena had arguably the easiest job "just carry the kid for your scenes" instead felt like he was doing a crapy backyard film with the healthiest "make a wish" kid ever, glad to see they did bring back "the paul walker stunt" you know when John Cena did the whole car explosion, Charlize Theron yawn, Brie Larson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag so also... yawn, Jason Stathem looking like he's trying to make everyone remember the Transporter but instead looks more like Bruce Willis with Dimentia, Alan Ritchson stick to voice acting, and last but not least Vin Diesel your starting to look like the potato that I lost in the back of my kitchen pantry 6 months ago, overall this script felt like it was 30 ideas smashed into one , being a horrible regurgitated vomit. there were only 2 redeeming factors to this pile of dog poop and no one of them wasn't "the pebble" coming back to save a potato and a franchise. It was 1. The fact that the movie finished (2 hours and 20 minutes too late but...) And 2. Jason Momoa doesn't give a shit about the franchise and it was super refreshing, he could have taken a shit on camera and clapped, and I would have been happier than I was watching mr potato Head give his "son" a subliminal message to jump car to car as though he prepared for that moment his entire life. if Dom were my dad I'd be running far away, he puts his kid in more dangerous predicaments in 2 hours, than there are good fast and furious movies. I swear the production team gets a hard-on every time they use CGI I can't believe there are going to be three parts to this chocolate hotdog yikes... 1 poorly directed explosion swirly camera trick out of 100

Terrible probably one of the worst MCU films to date, takes one of the darkest turns and not for the better, there are themes and segments brought up that allot of people will not appreciate coming out of marvel, it may be "comic accurate" however I think that changes should have been made especially to the group that was named in the movie. I'm not Christian by any sorts but this is one of the worst decisions made by marvel to come out with this dark and twisted movie.