Aryan Khanna

*Halloween Ends* is an absolute shitshow. I don’t even know where to begin with how fucking awful this movie is. The storyline is a steaming pile of garbage that makes no fucking sense and completely ruins what could’ve been an epic conclusion to the franchise. It's like the writers didn’t give a single shit about the fans or the legacy of *Halloween*—they just threw whatever trash ideas they had onto the screen and called it a day. The whole Corey bullshit? Fuck that. Why the hell do we spend the majority of the movie following this random-ass character when we should be focused on Michael Myers and Laurie Strode? Nobody fucking cares about Corey! We came to see Michael fucking Myers doing his thing, and instead, we get this irrelevant, half-baked subplot about a character no one asked for. It’s like they forgot what franchise they were making and decided to shoehorn in some nonsensical story that nobody fucking wanted. And that final battle between Laurie and Michael? What a fucking joke. After all the build-up, we get a half-assed, rushed fight that lasts all of five minutes. Seriously, that’s how you end this shit? They hyped up the final confrontation for years, and what do we get? A limp, pathetic excuse of a showdown that feels like the filmmakers just wanted to wrap things up and be done with it. This movie didn’t just suck—it was soul-crushingly bad. I left the theater feeling like my brain had been put through a blender. It actually made me feel worse. Like, watching this trash fire unfold was mentally exhausting, and not in a good way. It was so shit, it genuinely fucked with my head, making me question why I even bothered investing in this franchise to begin with. *Halloween Ends* didn't just ruin the end of the series—it ruined my night, my mood, and left me fucking pissed off for wasting my time on it.