RosyTheWildFlower

One day I was feeling very exhausted. I had just had a long day of work (by work I mean jerking off in my room alone) and I was scrolling through Netflix ready to find the source of my next orgasm. There were some tempting choices such as Shark Tale and The Willoughby’s, but the one that caught my eye was The Emoji Movie. Just by looking at it, I instantly felt a sense of horniness. So I turned it on. Oh my god, I’m coming just by talking about it. The moment I saw Gene I fell in love and I jerked off like fifty times. Im currently infertile because all of my semen has been wasted on each of the gorgeous characters in this hilarious adventure of a movie. I thought Gene was the love of my life, but I was wrong. I was having a pleasant edging session while Gene was on screen, but the moment Hi-five showed up, it was over. I busted immediately when I saw him and my entire room turned white. Hearing his seductive voice utter ‘’bye Felicia’’ caused my testicles to fall off because of how much I was jerking them. Im currently in the hospital to get a testicular transplant, and what do I see on the tv? The emoji movie. So naturally I do what got me here and start jerking off my non existent testicles. Edit: I have returned home. My family is so happy to see me. I go back in my room and I’m filled with joy at seeing my Hi-five body pillow, my Gene fleshlight, and the emoji movie poster on my wall covered in semen. It’s amazing. To celebrate this beautiful occasion, I’m going to jerk off to this movie again. Absolutely stellar. 0/10 never watching this bullshit again