Legends of Michael

Take Artemis Fowl, and replace him with a generic Disney actor (if you can surf you get the role) who looks like he's reading their lines from a teleprompt, and pair him with Holly Short, aka another actress who doesn't know what they're doing, and give them a script as bad as Game of Thrones. The best character in this is Butler, because even though he was reimagined he still retained some of his core character and comes across as believable even though his CGI blue eyes distract from that.