Nicholas Hill – Google

What do I think of this Annie? Well it didn’t make cringe as much as Cheetah Girls, but it was still very lame, The humor just doesn’t match the style of the original film and honestly there wasn’t much passion put in to it. Quvenzhané Wallis felt a little miscast as Annie but I could see what she was trying to do. her singing isn’t that bad, but when sang tomorrow She sounded ok and the rest of the songs not so much, Same with The other child actresses playing the orphans, their singing isn’t bad it just felt standard, the songs aren’t anything great but I seen with musicals with singing a lot worse than this. the only actors that I thought tried were Bobby Moynihan, Jamie Foxx and Ashton Kutcher, Rihanna and Sia, the others felt miscast as well but they could’ve been worse. Guy comes off as a pathetic villain but Bobby cannavale plays him well. another thing I could say is that the city is nice to look at. Also I kinda see why this was Cameron Diaz’s last movie before she retired. Overall it’s not the worst thing ever made it’s just bland, dated, and mostly forgettable. Nothing harmful for kids but there are better musicals.

It is hard to find words to describe an impact this film has lead it is really bland and it’s meant to be bland honestly said to be the most bland thing ever made it’s too self observed to be a phoned in dumb film but the scale of cliched embarrassment is so bizarre you could call it ahead of it’s time apart from road humor perhaps the best road humor movie you’ve ever seen it’s like the film wants to be a regular bad family road trip comedy but it’s too lazy in order to do it and it really shows how much it does that, it deserves exactly what it’s looking for, insulting people in different way, it’s the European Vacation of bad films you don’t have to always accept the madness of it but you could convince the writers for it. I’ve never came across a Robin Williams movie like this in my life I dislike everything about it for the same reasons of how I like everything about it and this was a brand new phenomenon that came to JoJo, JoJo!

One of the most important things about Christmas is a holiday we should all be thankful for it’s all about peace and love and it practically makes everyone feel good inside it may not be a holiday about buying gifts but it’s still a holiday we can celebrate , this is why Danny Devito’s character in this film doesn’t work he’s a buffoon that barely shows any sign of Christmas like any other buffoon and there’s a way to make the characters connect to one another that way you can show some passion if no attempt is needed you’ll never be able to get into a single direction that is one of the the reasons why this Damn Christmas movie fails especially when realizing what The holidays are all about.

They throw every bottom of the barrel joke every single childish cliche every dated pop culture reference and every over the top pun for the disappointing hopes for getting a laugh and none of them works none of them, it’s edited Lazily it’s acted awkwardly it has little to do with the book and the stuff it does have to do with the book comes off as a complete kick in the pants it’s just litter total kitty litter.