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I implore you to ignore the shills giving this awful show a five star rating; they wouldn’t know quality entertainment if it hit them like a laser from the Death Star. Spoilers: Carrie-Anne Moss was perhaps the only good decision ever made by the executives, only for them to make a stupid mistake (yeah, what a shock) by killing her off in the first episode in the most illogical way. Apparently, a four inch knife can kill a force user, but not a lightsaber. Qui-Gon Jinn- death by saber stab. Reva- stabbed 2X by saber, lived. Sabine- stabbed by saber, lived. Jedi Master Trinity- knife… and that's just one of the many logical fallacies in the first episode alone, which pales in comparison to the prequels and even the original trilogy. Do yourselves a favor and don't watch it. Don't even "hate" watch it, because the scummy executives are just thriving on the views for the lols, and not learning anything from criticism whatsoever.

Edited: As a fan of AoS, I really wanted to like this game. But as a longtime fan of RTS games, this deserved to flop, and I hope GW takes this as a bitter lesson. The lack of content (equaling low replay value) on launch just reeks with typical corporate greed, the gameplay mechanics are clunky, the repetitive gameplay makes it feel like a smart tablet game rather than a real strategy game, and a lackluster and short campaign (up to four hours long according to some walkthroughs) is unforgivable. All for an egregiously high price tag. If the problem had been balancing strategy and speed, then why didn't the studio reference better RTS games like Dawn of War, Spell Force, or Age of Empires that did it so much better?

It wasn't a bad movie... per say. The movie was beautiful to look at, the main lead and the supporting cast did excellent in their roles as believable people in a distant future, and the soundtrack was solid due in part of Hans Zimmer's genius. As a fan of original stories, I gotta give credit to the creators behind "The Creator" for trying to give the audience something original rather than deliver up the typical shlock of sequels, prequels, and retcons in today's cinema industry. That being said, I don't think this is a movie for anyone looking for something smart and groundbreaking. I only saw the movie once, and it frustrated me how many good ideas it had that could've been explored better, had the movie been broken into a mini series on Apple or Prime. Ideas such as the pros/cons of having advanced A.I. living alongside humans (or even governing humans), what the difference is between sentience expressed by a human and an A.I. robot, or whether or not A.I. is the next stage of human evolution. But no, none of these ideas were even remotely acknowledged, for rather than taking a more nuanced route, the movie settles into the more comfortable, familiar good vs bad area, where the humans are the monsters and A.I. is just misunderstood. We've seen enough of dumbed down projects like that from Marvel and Star Wars.

Ignore the shameless bots hailing this movie as something spectacular. They just love to consume any product that a Fortune 500 conglomerate hypes them up to love, and then get excited for the next big thing without thinking about it too hard. I mean, talk about not having any respect for your own intelligence. The movie is just two hours of pointless filler and political pandering, made worse by the fact that this is the kind of movie that Disney thinks the young audience, minorities included, will watch anything if it's glossed up in a veneer of what the new kids find hip. It's just a complete waste of time that has nothing to offer. Bad CGI on a $250 million budget, terrible new song number with the annoying bird, dull color palettes onscreen, and illogical creative decisions that pale in comparison to the flaws of the original. I don't care if it's got a black mermaid and the actress portraying her has a fine voice, it's a subpar remake with no constructive creativity that any audience member in their right mind can see. Do yourself and your wallet a favor; don't support Disney.

No one can tell me that there isn't some money laundering, or tax-evasion scheme, behind the production of this movie. Even Disney wouldn’t purposely burn money just to make something this atrocious for the sake of garnering rage-bait, but then they made 2022 Pinocchio and 2020 Mulan, so anything goes. As for my public review, I don't have much to say because I don’t want to give it too much attention as Disney probably intended, so here goes: This was one of the worst Disney remakes I have ever seen; the people who made this uninspired garbage wouldn’t know effort if their first names were "ef", and their last names "fort". And, I could draw a black stick figure, and that would automatically be a better representation for People of Color than any of the characters in this movie.