Les Mazacs

I am a huge Alien movie fan but Alien: Covenant is the polar opposite of what I was expecting from Ridley Scott. It is incredibly boring, confusing, nonsensical and devoid of any interesting characters. I had to fight with every fiber of my being and all the strength I could muster to stay awake for the first hour of the movie. The rest of this amateur exercise in soap opera quality drama was sheer torture. Only the badly animated aliens were interesting and they were obviously not real. This movie could be used to elicit secrets and confessions from captured prisoners of war with the threat of making them watch it. I consider myself extremely lucky to have barely survived it . View it at your own risk. You've been warned.