scott mottershead

It's got a wiggly waggly aesthetic that may make your legs sweat. Put enough hours into this game and the rozzas are likely to be kicking your back door off at 5 in the morning. The only drawback I could see was the turnip imbalance. Giant frogs are NOT on this game, so I'm sorry my reptilian fans. You'll more than likely have to go and play Tetris , the newt herders to get your slimy fixes. Other than that , it's got the lot , badgers in bad moods , squirrels with ingrowing toenails and chewy plips . One for the ages , and by that I mean any ages..... Apart from the dark ones , as this is bathed in turds. Buy it ! , rent it ! Or just steal it from someone you don't like. I got my copy from a steam locomotive exhibition. 7 out of 10 in my crusty eyes !

I think the hidden subtext is all about a lonely snowman . Although his part is quite small , he uses this to exemplify his inner turmoil. The ending (spoiler alert) Where he cries himself into a puddle , while some woman plays with some snakes.... Or something..... Was heart wrenching . Fair play to the camera work . You have to look really hard to spot the snowman as the director has definitely gone for the... ' less is more ' stance , a process many could learn from (looking at your Spielberg , with your over the top Sharknado 3 fiasco and it's giant plastic land sharks with arms !) . One to watch with a loved one with a nice Samoan meal washed down with Tizer . A winner for me , 7 out of 10 and a must see !