Wes 83_83

Minions the rise of Gru is the best movie ever!! It outmorbed morbius and made 1000 minionbillion dollars. The best scene is when Bevia took all of the grandma's pills and turned into cornholio, made his way into the cockpit and crashed the plain. Amogus was there too. Also to befair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand minions: the rise of gru. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion biology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also gru's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from *Narodnaya Volya* literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly *appreciate* the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike minions: the rise of gru truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in gru's existencial catchphrase "it's gruing time" which itself is a cryptic reference to Daniel Espinoza's American epic *morbius* I'm smirking right now just *imagining* one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as illuminations's genius unfolds itself on their cinema screens. What fools... how I *pity* them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tattoo of gru's feet. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.