Ayanna Brown

Ok so I watched the twilight series for my friends and out of curiosity and my thought and summary of the 1st movie is in this rant Spoiler Below Ok so problem number 1 the movie is 2 hours long and for the first 1 hour and 30 minutes you are being forced feed the most hilariously trash love story of all time because I kid you not the way this "love" story goes is Bella the main character sits next to Edward stares at him intensely without saying anything while magical music plays wind blows her hair around in a classroom then Edward gets mad and storms off. From that point on Edward stalks her everywhere and watches her sleep. Eventually Bella finds out that edward was a vampire and they go up into the woods to talk about it and Edward is like " I can kill you and wanted to kill you from the moment I saw you" and Bella was like "But you won't will you" and from that point on the movie considers them to be head over heels in love. Their bonding scenes from that point on is just Edward confessing creeping things like when he admits to Bella he watches her sleep and Bella like " OMG Edward thats so hot and romantic" and then he introduced her to his vampire family who almost all trust that she won't tell anyone for some reason and this is where the actual plot kick in.So there have been people dying throughout the movie and it was revealed to be a group of 3 enemy vampires they meet Edward,Bella, and his family while they we're playing baseball which is another weird tangent I'm not gonna get into and they smell that Bella is human and they're like "The hunt is on" even though they are greatly outnumbered so the family takes Bella to hide because now she's being tracked and she so how ends up going to her old ballet school to try and save her mom from the evil vampires but it was a trap and one of the vampires bites her until Edward and his family comes to save the day. So now Bella turning into a vampire and his family was like " Edward you need to suck the venom out before she turns" and Edward was like " NO I already want to kill her" and his family was like " just don't" so Edward sucks to posion out and almost kills Bella and they go to the hospital. And in the next and final scene Bella and Edward go to prom like nothings happened and Bella says " I want to live a long happy life with you forever because I love you" and the movie ends there