K Zeytin

This was the greatest cinematic masterpiece we have ever witnessed. . It was heart-wrenching, soul-wrenching, gut-wrenching. Wrenches everywhere From the heartfelt forbidden romance to the soul-wrenching backstory of Father Stewart, this movie truly taught us to feel again. We did not know what emotions were before this movie: we do now. It was so good that much like its characters, it vanquished all language and geographical barriers. As we followed Doug through his life-changing velociraptor journey, we felt as though those five-dollar plastic velociraptor gloves were our own. We felt just as stabbed in the back as him when the great Frankie Mermaid gloated about his crimes. Its ok tho hes dead now. We love this movie and feel our faith in the world restored as we think of Doug out there fighting crime with Carol and killing ninjas.