Lord Timothy Dexter was truly a literary master. His skill with pen and paper is unrivaled. Never before have I seen such a writing style, such intricacy, and power behind those words. And if he wasn't the greatest by simply presenting us with this masterpiece, we are shown his great benevolence by giving us the freedom to add our own punctuation as we please, not that we would taint such a masterpiece. This is truly the greatest book in history and will live on forever in the hearts that it has touched with fire.