Oscar Jordan

Lord Tennyson strikes at our minds with a mind-numbing poem about 600 people dying because of a retarded general, who couldn't see the hundreds of Russians marching. But the best part is; guess how many people died in the Battle of Balaclava? 650? 600? 101 British soldiers! so D-Day was 25x worse than this "massacre".

Awful book striking fear into the hearts of GCSE students throughout the country. To change the book into modern English seems to be heresy. The story is about some Scottish git trying to suck up to his golddigger wife by killing the king and doing so much xans that he hallucinates a flying knife at a banquet and goes ballistic and kills his mate's kid cos he's a bit mental innit? (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)