fiona beswick

Really really terrible. The worst acting I've ever seen. A few jump scares but the vampires looked like fairground house of horror. "Shit, it's glowing!" (the cross) . I mean, yes we can see this. Doctor literally carries a handy rabies vaccine. Why this would protect against vampire bite I can't imagine . "Don't look but there are vampires on the roof of Matt's house". Somebody wrote this dialogue . And somebody thought that two figures with glowing eyes would be scary. How do these things get made? One star because I can't put none. It doesn't allow.

Terrible. Just terrible. Zero suspense, just straight into the weird hillbillies be weird. Incoherent story, cheap tinny music....

I've already written a review excoriating this...but seriously it's now depicting Mary Stuart as a lunatic Catholic zealot. Mary did not name all her servants Mary to honour the Virgin. Her four Scots servants were already called Mary. Also Mary practiced tolerance. When she returned to Scotland she accepted the establishment of the Protestant religion and practiced Catholicism privately. The fanatic killing heretics is Mary TUDOR. That is literally her story. Oh and how did Rahima recognise the letter? Why is she asked to search for letters by anyone? She CAN'T READ. And the hilarious address, honestly: "Mary, Queen of Scots" like it is sent through the post office. And as if a Catholic court would have a girl with with a Muslim name I can't believe Samantha Morton involved herself in this. This should be a new genre: fiction with a touch of history. It matters because post-modernism is wrecking everything. People will believe Catherine murdered Henri or that Diane slashed a man's throat or that peasants were just shot whenever...that Western civilization isn't built on law....see why it matters because why seek to improve something that is basically, essentially, thoroughly corrupt? So things get worse and worse and weaker and weaker...until ...

It might be the worst film ever. I don't think it's "Qanon adjacent" although obviously Q people will love it. It's just wretchedly bad. The plot is contrived, the escape ridiculous... the pace is glacial, and dialogue is all conducted in those intense whispers now so fashionable. Add a twitching muscle in a clenched manly jaw and who needs acting? See, when he was speaking Aramaic, nobody noticed Jim whatsit couldn't act. Now his complete lack of talent is on show...it is just dire.

This might be the worst acting I've ever seen. Plus the script is so clumsy. One scare after another while wooden characters cry "Get out of there , Lane!" Literally we've had the line "We're losing him, doc" It's like a school play. Their faces are also weirdly smooth and expressionless. I will give it one star because you can't give none

How is it a comedy? Hardly a scene without the main characters weeping. It was pretty good, good twists in the story that make you keep watching...but you know, Christina Applegate was in Married With Children. That's a comedy to me, that's why I watched it.

This show is just fantastic. It doesnt matter if the sets are cheap..the sets could all fall down and it wouldn't matter. It has the deepest characters, it's so gritty and the final ending ..I saw that as a child and I remember watching the credits come up and sort of waiting for something else to happen..it couldn't just...end like that!