Michael Lear-Olimpi

I wasn't disappointed: Typically not scary, but frighteningly bad; I was especially disappointed it didn't take place in Philadelphia, unless I missed that revelation when I visited the men's room. Maybe that island was somewhere near The Village. I had to give it one star so I could post.

Boring, except for Zellweger, who I think was not at her finest here.

Downright dumb, from opening to end.