Crispin Mumbles

I cannot believe that I have wasted 2 hours and 40 minutes of my life watching this bobbins. Full marks to John Turturro and Any Serkis as well as Colin Farrell for making the best out of a steaming pile of bull dung. Beautiful cinematography lots of special defects but what the hell is it for? Hollywood will keep wheeling out cashcows like this this and a 240 year-old Harrison Ford as long as suckers like me keep watching it, so please believe me when I say - don't waste your life on this tripe. Watch The Outfit or something else instead.

A good romp ! What do you mean my post has to be at least 30 characters? I've said everything that needed saying!! Honestly, World full of feckwits.

A well acted thriller, some original ideas - a nice change - and got my heart pumping.

Cathartic perfection. A wonderful way to wind down and chuckles aplenty.