Andrew Tomkinson

Got to the end of three episodes. This is just dull boring and bland. How is this so boring and how the hell has it got three seasons.

To dark can't see what is going on. Slow unimaginative mess. Very bland generic rubbish that is getting spewed out of Hollywood at the moment. Good storytelling is not at the center of this TV show. It a if it takes second or third place over other agendas. Poor storytelling is being folded around other priorities first. Ends up just being a mess and imaginative generic rubbish that makes you just want to look at your phone most of the time.

If you want slow repetitive combat this is the game for you. The basic mechanic if just a replica of the child card game snap. Basically wait and shout snap. It's about as fluid and smooth as frozen Nutella. Its cowards combat, the whole gameplay is just about block timing. Which is just joyless. I've seen chess pieces move quicker. Its slow predictable combat just looking for patterns. May as well just play a Rubik's cube. The combat looks like a 6 year old doing a karate kata. Its slow movement with pauses it's as if a child is trying to remember what move to do next. The lunge attack just feels and looks like an old grandmother trying to turn a light switch off with a pool cue with the same dexterity. I hate these slow parry combat style games which people think are hard but it's just monotonous repetitive skill development. May as well just pick up knitting, combat would only be this slow if you gave a one-legged neanderthal dope cake, make him stand in the cold doing yin yoga for 45 mins then give him a sword. That's how slow the combat is. And when he blocks his mates pulls a paper party poppers to celebrate such a great feat as sticking your hand up in the air. Joyless and pointless. If Tyler durden from fight club got a bunch of ents from the lord of the rings they would still have faster combat and that would include the time allocated for their build-up speech.

So so so boring. Mission logs are just confusing. Map is poor at best. Dark dull boring dialogue. Characters just look like people from my local supermarket. The character build option in ESO which was out in 2014 is far superior to this pile of rubbish. Outfits are boring. When you are talking to in-game characters your reply is just written they haven't even bothered voice acting your response. i just finished playing witcher 3, for the fith time and they did this in 2015. It as if gaming has taken a step backwards. Why develop such a poor and un-interest game, they need to start employing people based on how good they are not what diversity box they tick. Generic dellness just reflects throughout the whole game. The entire gameplay just feels like I am playing with Play-Doh. Supposed to be Skyrim in space. How could you mess this up so badly. So so disappointed. I'm so glad it was free on Xbox game pass because after five hours of play and installed it.