Ah, where do I even start? Children, rejoice! This movie is a visual feast that you'll probably love—because hey, who doesn't love a buffet of flashy lights, recycled ideas, and loud noises? And adults, don't fret. This cinematic masterpiece does an excellent job of not adding insult to your imagination and intelligence because, well, it doesn't bother engaging either.
Yes, of course, nobody noticed the subtle (read: blatant) nods to Dune, Iron Man, Avatar, Mad Max: Fury Road, Pacific Rim, Harry Potter, and every other blockbuster from the past decade. It's like the filmmakers thought, "Why be original when you can be derivative of everything popular?" The CGI and animations? Simply breathtaking! (If you're into watching scenes that make you go, "Wait, haven't I seen this before?")
The dialogues were nothing short of groundbreaking. The characters felt the need to narrate every single thing that was happening, just in case you were about to have an independent thought. It's a great way to ensure the audience has absolutely no confusion... because there’s no room left for any!
And the performances—oh, the performances. Except for Amitabh Bachchan, who was clearly there because, well, who says no to Big B, everyone else was stellar... in a parallel universe where "stellar" means "please stop." And Arshad Warsi? How dare he call Prabhas a joker? Clearly, he was mistaken—Prabhas was a clown, and not even the fun kind.
So if you're looking for a movie that doesn't challenge you, surprises you with nothing but déjà vu, and is filled with dialogue that will make sure you don't miss a single predictable moment, this is the one for you. Clap, cheer, and marvel at this cinematic triumph—because at least the kids will be entertained.
Zero rating!