Malcolm Angus

The first unlikely event is when the lone sailor on a yacht far from anywhere decides to take a pee. Nearly 99%v of men would use the sea and just pee over the side. Not this fellow , he goes inside and pees into the lavatory during which the lavatory door slams shut . The next forty minutes take place within this space where he fails to open the door , managed to open the tiny window and finds a rope which for some unknown reason he trails over te sode of the yacht whilst tying it around his neck. It gets caught in the prop shaft and nearly decapitates him but doesnt of course then he gets thirsty but the tao fails to produce water then a storm floods the boat whilst he opens his mouth hoping to catch a few drops neglecting the lavatory seat that would have fitted through the window and allowed him to catch water ....etc the only way to watch this if you are a sailor is to be ready to throw the popcorn at the screen and yell atthe stupidity of silly voyager