Space Legion

5 STARS Get ready for this 13 year olds caffeinated-sugar rush-fever dream EXTRAVAGANZA Full of self hate, pure blue crystal meth inhaling Characters and the most out of this world acting I’ve seen (cuz literally the acting is soo bad it doesn’t deserve to be in this planet. THE PLOT It’s…well… something… So Ryan gets sucked into a multiverse full of all himself (an RCU Ryan Cinematic Universe if you will) we have ninja Ryan, cowboy Ryan and probably DMV agent Ryan. The main villain is just a sentient iPad that can somehow destroy the universe. Every single scene is an eyesore (not only because it’s bad but also because the colours look like they’ve come from those ultra high quality, 8k, oled, lcd,ocd, adhd, AC/DC, led level screens you see at Costco for £80,000 that the colours are soo saturated that it looks better then your vision, except forget the quality and just keep the over saturated yt kids thumbnails level colour) To be brutally honest, I think blippi (that idiot, I don’t know how he still hasn’t been assassinated) could make something better. My retinas are Texas level deep fried and my neurons are making a cult inside my brain and I honestly am here for it It feels like straight up crack cocain mixed with meth inside your cranium This slop should win four Grammys, two Oscar’s, fourteen Emmy awards, eight Tony awards and probably two Nobel Peace prizes and don’t forget, twenty four Nobel prizes in literature. 11/10, will recommend to any death row inmates