SPOILERS, BUT WHO CARES:
The phallo-riding for Schnapp is out of pocket. Movie was insanely bad. However, there is SUCH a bad moment in which Jackson shoots Ethan, makes an unreadable murder-face, and Ethan falls into the water with such gravity that I needed to record it and put it on my Instagram story. Incredibly funny (not purposely) 10 second moment. 2 stars only for that.
