Alex Bockarie

This is singlehandedly THE best game I have ever played in my entire life. This saved me from jumping off the Eiffel Tower because I had commited tax fraud, and because I had been watching too much loli anime, which caused me to get on the FBI watchlist. This helped my sick dad in Africa who has Ebola and Cancer. He saw the inspirational quote from the game, "All toasters toast toast." He is now a successful buisnessman and is living the dream. The story and graphics are on point and are better than the ones of Super Mario Odyssey. It's been overshadowed too much and deserves more recognition. This game is the reason the world is a better place now. Thank you Nintendo. And especially you, Phillips. ;)