So, I want you to imagine the Joker movie.
Francis Ford Coppola watched it and said, you know, I think i can make it better.
Instead of Joker, we need Kylo ren.
Instead of a story, we need random flashforward events
Instead of making a cool movie, we're gonna throw in a bunch of woke left ideology and random sex scenes.
Instead of proper conversations, we'll have every character randomly babble about whatever comes to their mind first.
Then, while we direct it, I want everyone to be drunk, Everyone in the movie will be a drug addict and a party animal.
Ok, ok now hmmmm, we need to sell this story some how.
Give kylo ren the ability to stop time, but only when he's in love, and lets make him manic and a little bit schizo.
Hmmm, what else can we add? Francis Ford Coppola thought to himself. Ah yes, Lets make the movie about ancient Rome, but in the future, but never explain anything. The audience won't get it, so we'll throw in some random quotes we found online, and hope people think it's philosophical.
1/10 stars.
The only way you'd be able to enjoy this movie is if you were on something I think.