Olivia Mills

The entire reason I even agreed to watch this horrific massacre of a movie that makes Croods 2 look like a cinematic masterpiece is because of the "villian song". The afformentioned "song" was about forty frive seconds long and sent me into cardiac arrest. Not worth it. Also the song directly after it was a downgrade from that. There's a solid half second in it where you start to thinbk, "Oh, wait, this is actually fire!" But then it devolves into a song that would make Satan cry. No hate to the voice actors or animators, I blame the writers 100%. The plot itself is scatterbrained. Overall, this movie came into my house and shot my entire family without permission.

This movie ruined my life, 10/10

I am the oldest sibling in my family. We watched the croods when it first came out, and loved it. So we decided to rent croods 2 a few days ago. It was marked down to $2. It wasn't great, but I thought it was tolerable... Up until the two dads in the movie said "bronana bread". My heart shattered. I started sobbing. I realized in that moment that the movie was irredeemable and deserved to burn for eternity. Everything about it was terrible. The story, the voice acting, the animation, everything. They had slaughtered the characters that I loved when I was little. It was watered-down, generic, and overdid it on bro jokes. Hence, bronana bread. The original Croods was amazing. A masterpiece, even. Now look at what they've done. Croods 2 deserves to be stepped on by an angry elephant with foot fungus.