Mike “The Dragon” C.

I very rarely find a movie to be insufferable 13 minutes into it, but here I am...turning this off. So bad on every level, pretty much immediately.

This movie feels like a bunch of recent film grads really thought they had something here. Low budget, throw away with no real depth or compelling story line. The main characters are not all that likeable (or good at acting) and the whole thing just seems kind of wandering and pointless. It's not one of the worst movies ever, but I would choose to have my time back if that were possible.