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This movie doesn't deserve a full review, so I'm just gonna say some reasons why I didn't like it. 1) How is Superman, supposedly the strongest man alive, getting beaten up all the time? He constantly needs other heroes or even his dog to save him. Seriously, he can’t even break glass when confronting Lex. 2) Why is he angry and shouting nonstop? He acts like a child when he loses his dog. Christopher Reeve’s Superman was calm and mature; that’s the hero I respect. This version is just frustrating. 3) It’s called Superman, so why bring in other heroes? 4) The costume looks ridiculous, like a cheap cosplay. And that bowl haircut for Green Lantern? Come on. 5) Acting was flat too. David’s performance feels boring compared to Henry’s, who could play both good and bad convincingly. The characters’ chemistry felt shallow, and apart from Lex and Lois Lane, no one really stands out. Honestly, this felt like a movie made for teenagers with a big marketing push. If you don’t overthink it, it might be fun on the surface, but anyone with common sense will find a lot wrong here. I won’t be watching any more from this director. The best Superman movie for me remains Man of Steel.

The story is weak, the villain is forgettable, and the humor just doesn't land. I only laughed twice the entire time, and even that felt like a stretch. With five writers involved, you'd expect at least a few clever moments, but instead we get tired, recycled jokes that either go nowhere or get dragged out until they're painful. Jack Black is doing his usual over-the-top shtick, and Jason Momoa feels like he's in a completely different movie, awkwardly bouncing between fake tough guy and loud, screaming goofball. A couple of silly bits might get a smirk, but overall it's an obnoxious, lazy, and tone-deaf adaptation. One of the most forgettable video game movies I've seen in a while.

This is an absolute disaster. It takes everything that made the original a classic and throws it in the trash. Rachel Zegler’s Snow White is bland, lifeless, and completely unlikable. She has none of the charm or warmth of the original character, and instead comes off as smug and uninterested. Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen? A joke. She looks like she’s trying to be menacing, but it just doesn’t work. The CGI dwarfs are horrifying, the costumes look like they came from a cheap school play, and the whole thing feels like it was written by people who don’t even like Snow White. And don’t even get me started on the “modernization” of the story. They ripped out everything that made the original special and replaced it with bland, corporate nonsense. The songs are forgettable, the visuals are uninspired, and the whole movie feels like a pointless cash grab. Disney really outdid themselves with this one—it's not just bad, it's embarrassing.

Not even worth a review. The ruined spiderman.

The Marvels is a cinematic catastrophe. It is a film so bad that it makes previous Marvel films like Eternals and Thor: Love and Thunder look like masterpieces. The film is a complete and utter failure on every level, from its story to its characters to its action. The story of The Marvels is a nonsensical mess. It is a convoluted and confusing plot that is full of holes. The film tries to do too much, and it ends up doing nothing well. The characters are all underdeveloped and unlikable. Carol Danvers is a bland and boring protagonist. Monica Rambeau is a whiny and annoying sidekick. And Kamala Khan is a cringe-inducing caricature of a teenage fangirl. The action in The Marvels is uninspired and generic. There are no memorable fight scenes, and the CGI is often laughable. The film's climax is a particularly embarrassing sequence that is both visually unimpressive and emotionally empty. Overall, The Marvels is a terrible film. It is a soulless and lifeless corporate product that is devoid of any creativity or passion. It is a film that is so bad that it is actually offensive.