Rachel Watson

my dog could make something better. anyway.... Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch 'em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see We are whatever we eat Find 'em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and Discover its Bugsnax I heard that somewhere far off in the ocean There lies an island where the creatures roam A famed explorer tells me they're delicious and yet They're hitherto unknown You might think it sounds impossible 'Til you've seen a carrot crawl Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch 'em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see We are whatever we eat Find 'em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and Discover its Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh It's Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh Talkin' 'bout Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh It's Bugsnax And if the rumour's not complete baloney Then it's the story of the century So grab a journal listen up and make some new friends To solve the mystery An expedition thirteen-strong Of Grumpuses who all set off Seeking out a better life On Snaktooth Island they did find A tasty quest to fill the hole That many feel inside their soul Venture deep to reach the truth And maybe you'll learn something too You might think it sounds impossible 'Til you've seen a sandwich climb a wall Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch 'em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see We are whatever we eat Find 'em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and Discover its Bugsnax

i couldn't get through the first few minutes of episode 1. this is absolute garbage, and we didn't need this series.