Ameer Muharrik

SNOW WHITE (2025): Love it? I’m a die-hard Disney fan. I watched every live-action movie in the theatre. Even when people were roasting this movie before it even came out, I told myself, "Just give it a chance… maybe it's not THAT bad." SPOILER ALERT: IT IS that bad. Actually, it’s worse. This is officially the worst Disney live-action adaptation ever. (Hooray, Disney, you did it! 🏆) VISUALS: - Classic Disney. Predictable but still stunning. The high-res CGI magic is there, and I won’t lie—it’s pretty. But good visuals can’t save a sinking ship right? STORYLINE: Ah, where do I even start? - No flow, no logic, no sense. - Every scene transition feels like someone hit the “skip” button on Netflix. - Is like sitting with a 5-year-old watching beside me, & he went, “Eh? How did that happen?” and honestly, same here, kid. WARDROBE & MAKEUP: - Rachel’s middle-part hairstyle? NOPE. Just no. - The only time she actually looked good was when she just came out of the water. - And that final white dress??? What happened?? Did they run out of ideas, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V the original dress, and throw it into a bleach bucket?? Come on, Disney. ENDING: (A MASTERCLASS IN DISAPPOINTMENT) - The military just surrendered??? Bruh.... Seriously? - The Evil Queen—so powerful, so mighty—but somehow can’t even fight back??? ... And eventually, she gets banished (because literally no one likes her anymore), and then… she just WALKS BACK into the castle like, it’s a 7-Eleven now??? - Then Snow White follows her to see the magic mirror??? Like, girl, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? - At this point, even a primary school kid could write a better ending. And honestly? I wish they did. FINAL THOUGHTS: - Disney, I love you, but what the actual heck was this? You took one of the most legendary princess stories and turned it into a bad school play with high-budget VFX. Rating: 2/10 (One point for visuals, one point for effort. That’s it.) **Would I recommend watching it? Only if you enjoy suffering.