Patrick Easterly

Nothing special. Generic. Consider watching something else.

Have you seen The Godfather, Goodfellas, and ? Have you seen Titanic? Good, that means you've seen this, except replace Rose with Robert De Niro and all the Titanic memories with a (bad) mix of every mafia movie you've ever seen. The Irishman is a real stinker, a steaming heap of doody. It's inexcusably long and boring, the characters are the same as every other movie of the type, and it's boooring. Call an old friend and catch up for 3 hours, take your kids to the park for 3 hours, put a turkey in the oven and just stare at it, watch it cook, until its done (should be about 3 hours)--do literally anything else for 3 hours. Just be sure that, whatever you do, you don't watch this movie for 3 hours.

The most confusing thing about Gangs of New York is the fact that everyone likes it, this movie is a trainwreck

3/10. The douche-lord-in-chief on the ship, Sasha, was well done, they really made me hate him when he was hate-worthy and feel for him when he was likeable. Katee Sackhoff commands the screen and my heart, and she is the show’s saving grace. The writing/production left a lot to be desired. Characters would either forget they were in a dire situation and go have sex, or the mood on screen wouldn’t fit the urgency of the plot. The resident AI was endearing and I’d love to see him in more stuff...but maybe stuff that Netflix puts more than $600 towards.