Deer Suit

I wish to be Kirito with every waking moment. Life is meaningless until I become my black haired senpai-sama. I wish to serve a higher purpose and mold myself after something greater, the manifestation of Kirito’s immortal, divine soul in the world of flesh and blood. I have already spent my life savings on every figurine of Kirito in the known universe and have even created a shrine to his radiance, including clumps of hair from every actor who has received the high honor of giving voice to the Eternal Master. I pray that god may grant my grand wish and reforge me into the host of a power far more illustrious and awesome than that of any deity. I pray to be Kirito-Sama-Kun-Senpai-San-Chan’s eternal body in the world of flesh and blood. Amen.