I thought it was a spoof on the state of our country. Surely the name of the train 'The Heart of Britain' is a hint? Full of the most entitled hostages you could ever not want to meet? The Liz Trust figure taking control of the train and being thwarted, the mad partying hairy man with a bike being suddenly put in control of cyber security - Boris? Helicopters Sunak, Police man smashing doors with an axe Starmer?
Please tell me it a spoof - or if it isn't write one.