(DISCLAIMER PLEASE READ)
Dear readers before you read this review please note that whatever I say is obviously my opinion and my opinion only. Although (most) people might agree of what I say I am totally aware of those people who think that this is a great movie and there is nothing wrong with that. So please, do not be offended of what I have to say today because there is a lot to cover no matter what side you are on. Thanks.
Intro (SPOILER WARNING):
Ok. Where do I even start. For those who have read my disclaimer this might possibly be one of the WORST (no exaggeration) and I MEAN WORST movie I have ever seen in the history of (not just Marvel) but also in the history of cinematic art itself. I do not care about all the 5 star reviews you guys have seen, its either they are robots or they are in an alternate universe. First of all, the only reason I dragged my butt to watch this is because I have been a die-hard Marvel fan for almost my entire life (and I'm a teenager). It was a normal day, and I'm already caught up on all the Marvel stuff EXCEPT, The Marvels DUN DUN DUN!!. Anyways I was surfing online and I obviously heard all the smack about the movie and all my other Marvel nerd friends BEGGING me not to watch it. I was like it can't be that bad, and plus I heard there was a cool X-Men cameo and I was like NO WAY I HAVE TO WATCH THIS. Boy was I wrong. I tried giving it a chance and look where it has brought me now. 2 hours of cinema garbage taken from my life that I will never get back. JUST BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR THE XMEN TEASE THEN I RELEAIZED IT WAS IN THE END CREDITS. My heart sank knowing that I didn't need to watch it in the first place rethinking my life choices. All because I tried to give it a chance BUT NO, I GOT JUST WHAT I EXPECTED CAPTAIN LOWEST GROSSING MOVIE IN LIKE MARVEL HISTORY. It is just the fact that Marvel Studios has to create a bunch of toddler thought movies to come after Endgame. LIKE COME ON. I will bet you 1 trillion dollars that Marvel has lost almost 75% of its fans after the INSANELY good finale Endgame. Don't get me wrong, I'm also not saying that some of the stuff they made was also outright terrible. Spideyverse 2 OH MAN SOO GOOD, if they didn't end with that cliffhanger it would have been on par with Endgame im not even joking. The series are honorable mentions like WandaVision, Loki, and What IF which surprisingly satisfied me highly due to the downfall that Marvel productions has gone.
The Marvels: (My bad this is the review just about the movie itself, I got a little too carried away and I promise this one will be shorter)
The movie is outright garbage and I cannot see why Marvel had the audacity to make the kind of movie like this. Like isn't Doctor Strange 2 and all the new movies enough? Like why do you have to make another sequel? Anyways, I HATE the fact that they added Ms Marvel to it. Also the fact that they changed her frickin powers to light based just so they can be "associated". The dialogue in this movie is absolutely outrageous. Like I know there are a lot of younger kids in this generation getting into Marvel but that doesn't mean YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE CRINGIEST KINDERGARTEN JOKES YOU SAY AT THE LUNCH TABLE. LIKE COME ON?!! The storyline is so weird like I don't even want to get into the details at this point but basically Marvel ran out of ideas after Endgame and they caught up with this like time multiverse space theme. Plus they always make these like cringe background scenes to show the story between Monica and Carol which make you cringe like eating a sour lemon. Overall, Marvel has to learn when its time to stop. Thanks for your time.